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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mandy!

  1. The Mandy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Mandy-fights take place there every day.

  2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Mandy, and 400 times smaller!

  3. Half a cup of Mandy contains only seventeen calories.

  4. Mandy can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!

  5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Mandy.

  6. Mandy has only one weakness - the colour yellow.

  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Mandy.

  8. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Mandy.

  9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Mandy.

  10. Mandy can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

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God. The best one is "While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Mandy."
That's right. ;D
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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home, baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"


In other news, I'm goin' for a haircut at 6 today...I don't know if I'll like it, but the style I want is cute X3 I'll post pictures later tonight.

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