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kioki ([personal profile] kioki) wrote2006-01-15 01:34 am

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mandy!

  1. The Mandy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Mandy-fights take place there every day.

  2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Mandy, and 400 times smaller!

  3. Half a cup of Mandy contains only seventeen calories.

  4. Mandy can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!

  5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Mandy.

  6. Mandy has only one weakness - the colour yellow.

  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Mandy.

  8. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Mandy.

  9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Mandy.

  10. Mandy can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

I am interested in - do tell me about

God. The best one is "While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Mandy."
That's right. ;D

[identity profile] 2006-01-15 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I have lost so much fucking money by betting on Mandy fights. >:(

[identity profile] 2006-01-15 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
>:O I did not know you'd been to my fights.

(Anonymous) 2006-01-18 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lindsey!
Lindsey is the world's tallest woman.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lindsey.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Lindsey!
Grapes explode if you put them inside Lindsey!
A thimbleful of Lindsey would weigh over 100 million tons!
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Lindsey.
During severe windstorms, Lindsey may sway several feet to either side.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lindsey and water!
In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Lindsey is the victim.
Red Lindsey at night, shepherd's delight. Red Lindsey at morning, shepherd's warning.



Only 55% of men wash their hands after using Lindsey.
Boys, with the rep I've got, I'd wash my hands if I were you.